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Confucious Say:
- America good place to put chinese restaurant.

- Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

- Man who run behind car get exhausted.

- Man who go to bed with a problem in hand wakes

up in the morning with a solution in hand.

- He who refuses to listen is lying.

- He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.

- Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.

- Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

- Crowded elevator smells different to midget.

- Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement!

- To make egg roll, push it.

- Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy...

- He who fart in church sit in own pew.

- Man who sink into woman's arms will soon find arms in woman's sink.

- Bread that is cast upon water gets soggy and sinks.

- Never trust men with short legs, brains too near the bottom.

- All men eat, but Fu Manchu.

- Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

- Man who walk middle of road get run over by bus.

- People who make Confucious joke speak bad English.

- Woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat-house.

- Confucious say: I didn't say that!!!

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