Mas antes dos anúncios, aqui vai uma cópia da Carteira de Bom Marido
que preparei. Imprima, coloque seu nome (já sei que você é um bom marido)
e cole uma 3X4 no verso. Isso o livrará de qualquer acusação.
Sign over a Gynecologist' s Office:-Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
In a Podiatrist's office:Time Wounds All Heels..
On a Septic Tank Truck:Yesterday's Meals--on-- Wheels.
At a Proctologist's door: -To expedite your visit, please back in.
On a Plumber's truck: - We Repair What Your Husband Fixed.
On another Plumber's truck: - Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber!
On a Church's Billboard: - 7 days without God makes one weak.
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: - Invite us to your next blowout.
At a Towing company: - We don't charge an arm and a leg: We want tows.
On an Electrician' s truck: - Let Us Remove Your Shorts
In a Nonsmoking Area: - If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action
On a Maternity Room door:Push. Push. Push!
At an Optometrist' s Office: - If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place
On a Taxidermist' s window: - We really know our stuff.
On a Fence: - Salesmen Welcome! Dog - Food Is Expensive.
At a Car Dealership: - The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment
Outside a Muffler´s: Shop: - No appointment necessary; We hear you coming.
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: - Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay
At the Electric Company: - We will be de-lighted if you send in your
payment.However, if you don't, you will be.
In a Restaurant window: - Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: - Drive carefully! We'll wait...
At a Propane Filling Station: - Thank heaven for little grills.
And don't forget the sign at a CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP: - Best place in town to take a leak.
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck: -CAUTION - This Truck is Full of Political Promises.
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